Pundits Ahoy

I can't bear it. It's not bad enough for the stock market to fall--now we have to listen to Henny Penny pundits explain:

1. Why the sky is falling.
2. Why the sky may not be falling as quickly as we had initially thought.
3. What signs might indicate the sky's not finished falling.
4. Why war in Iraq has caused falling sky.
5. Why global warming has caused falling sky.
6. Why scoffing at global warming has caused falling sky.
7. Etc.
8. Etc.
9. Etc.

Even as a very small child, I'd no respect for Henny Penny. I have even less respect for her now.